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KILL WITCHES ❤ GET BITCHES
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(Source: rrevolutionaries, via birdbitch)
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
This guy is perfect.
It was baseball bat jousting that made me laugh the hardest.
Bless these guys.
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My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”
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(Source: calmrad, via akumastrife)
I didn’t choose the Starfleet life, the Starfleet life chose me.
I didn’t choose the starfleet life the wife just took the whole planet in the divorce.
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